Is the most far away thing ever possible from reality.
Alcohol not under 18, policemen don't have weapons (and if they catch you with a weapon, they call S.W.A.T.) and CCTV cameras everywhere.
What does CCTV mean, anyways? Crime Channel Television? It's scary. They are everywhere.
The Food is strange. McDonald's is at least once a day a place to be if you don't want to starve to death.
All swans belong to the Queen. What is that supposed to do?

No, the UK is cool. In the south there's the sea and stuff, you know. Can be surprisingly hot there.
Yeappp.